Free association... get some transference from this Freud!

Comprehensive testing for a Master's degree in counseling is stupid.

I don't care what Freud says about my id.

I milked a cow today and it was amazing. (However, it wasn't how I wanted my first time with a cow to be. I wanted my first time to be natural. Instead I succumbed to the pressures of having a lovely bovine right in front of my face, and I paid $2.00 at the NC fair to place my hand around the 'ol gal's teat and give it a squeeze. All in all, it was the equivalent of cow prostitution. Wasn't the first time I had hoped for, but it'll do).

I would love to have a little more free time.

In the past week I had a dream that I was bit by a snake. I had another dream that I was chased and bit by an alligator. And, I had a dream that I left my baby on an elevator (All were separate dreams on separate days).

I want to buy a cow.

I also want to buy 3 ducks.

Buies Creek is like a desert, only worse. If I was in a real desert I wouldn't have to study.

Extreme stress leads to sleep deprivation, and subsequently...

completely random blogs such as this one.

Here's to you Freud!